1. x

    I’M SCREAMING

    (Source: lordhazz, via plaidlukey)

     

  2. castielhasthephoneb0x:

    a-study-in-butts:

    thetwincores:

    asapmona:

    rhydonmyhardon:

    let us have a moment of silence for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity

    my math teacher dated Ryan Gosling in highschool.

    my neighbor dated bill nye the science guy

    well my godmother dated david tennant when they were 16

    my boyfriend dated me

    image

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    Tagged #lmaoo
     
  3. reddit | posted by moshita.org
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    reddit | posted by moshita.org
    reddit | posted by moshita.org

    qvbit:

    anomolisticbeauty:

    malgosh:

    moshita:

    Anecdotes by medical practitioners 

    "A woman came in for a baby check with her 6-month-old and she had what looked like chocolate milk in the baby’s bottle. So he started explaining to her as kindly as he could that she shouldn’t be giving her baby chocolate milk. At which point she interrupts him and says, ‘Oh that isn’t chocolate milk. It’s coffee! He just loves it!”

    "I had a patient come in for an STD check. She was very upset and continued to tell me that she only had one partner. Progressing through my assessment, she further divulged that even if he was sleeping with other people it shouldn’t matter ‘because he uses a condom every time and he makes sure to wash it thoroughly after every use’.”

    "Had a lady who measured her baby’s temperature by pre-heating the oven and putting one hand in front of it while the other hand was on the baby’s forehead. She told the nurse her baby’s fever was about 250 degrees.”

    "Lady has to have foot amputated and is given waiver forms to sign pre-op. Buddy asks if she needs time to think about it. She’s very nonchalant and doesn’t seem to care much what they do. He gets suspicious and probes a bit as to why she’s not more concerned. She says she gets that they have to operate and it’s OK because the foot will grow back.”

    "I had a couple who had been trying to conceive for over two years. I asked all the usual questions, how often do you have sex, any previous pregnancy, etc etc. Something seemed off to me during the consult, so I continued to ask questions. Finally I asked if he ejaculated while inserted into the vagina. Both parties looked confused.Turns out the couple was not having insertional sex at all. I had to awkwardly explain to them how insertional sex works. Diagrams were required.”

    "Patient comes in, she’s upset. She’s pregnant, and she doesn’t understand why. She’s on the pill. Upon talking to her at great length, I find out that she only takes the pills on the days that she is sexually active – no other time.”

    "Patient comes in with her bf. They are indignant, as if somehow I could’ve prevented [the pregnancy]. The problem? Well, the pills were bothering the girl’s stomach, so, being a gallant bf, he decided to start taking them instead.”

    I was explaining the treatment to the husband of a patient about to be discharged. He kept nodding and agreeing with me, but I knew it was flying over his head. Turned out a fundamental problem was that I was describing the drugs as ‘tablets’ and he had no clue what those were.

    Reddit thread 

    Hahah

    Oh my god… I can’t decide if I should laugh or cry…

    i’m cryign jesus fucking christ sex and childcare and general health education needs to be improved thousand fold 

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    Tagged #bae
     
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  6. princessbrat7:

    It wasn’t an error. All of those people were advertising false weight lost products to their follower base for money. They were using their target audience of insecure teenagers to sell weight lost pills so they can get a few extra bucks.

    (Source: neatpotatoes, via telapathetic)

     

  7. ussawesome:

    when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man

    (via 5secondsofvic)

     

  8. Anaconda is my Anthem

     
  9. sarajevomoja:

    WELP.

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  10. isthisjustphantasy:

    the guy in front of me walked into a post and i was so busy laughing that i walked into the same post

    we’re going for coffee tomorrow morning

    a modern day fairytale

    (Source: gaytable, via intensional)